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So I'm switching channels before coming into the office and see a somewhat familiar face. Divorce Court is the show and the involved are in the judges chambers being advised by this familiar face. Then it dawns on me, the familiar face is Lorenzo Lamas. What the hell is doing giving advice to people on Divorce Court? Does he have some counseling degree? The daughter was giving him such a contemptible look when he talked. And I can't blame her. Imagine you're going through a divorce and are foolish enough to do it on tv, but to get some counseling from that tool, lame-ass Lamas. I think that girl realized she had just hit rock bottom.

Well, at least she's hitting it early in life. Some of us aren't so fortunate.